Back in December reports surfaced that Sharon Osbourne had pulled the hair of Megan Hauserman on Charm School, after Megan insulted Ozzy Osbourne. Megan, who appeared to be wasted on the show, went to the hospital and filed a police report. The video above shows the whole incident.

Bottom line. Don’t insult another woman’s family.

A contestant on Rock of Love, Nikki who calls herself DJ Lady Tribe, wanted to impress Bret with her rap skills. Her lyrics were written on pieces of paper that had information about Genital Herpes and Gonorrhea. First impressions make all the difference.

Alli Sims, who is Britney Spears cousin and her former assistant, received a legal letter on December 15, 2008 from her former producer Nathan Folks. The letter accuses Sims of lying, and working with Sam Lutfi, all while taking advantage of everyone she came in contact with:

1. You lied to us about money causing out-of–pocket expenses. We were unaware that you had made a deal with Claus Hjelmbak and Sam Lufti to pay your rent for the year of 2008. You should not have asked us to pay your rent and personal expenses since May 2008 for 6 months.

2. You lied to us about your relationship with Britney Spears. We were in the understanding that we would help you make a record album and music videos about your relationship with Britney Spears. You grossly misrepresented yourself as a singer and as a friend of Britney Spears.

3. You brought questionable friends to business trips and meetings designed to finance your album. It jeopardized our relationships with our investors and caused us loss of money.

4. After a business trip to St. Tropez fully paid for by our company and our investor you went behind our backs and started developing and filming a pilot for a reality show when you returned.

5. Slandering my company, myself and my associates. Lying about my business in France and damaging relationships I have with my business partners.

6. Lied to the media in “In Touch” Magazine about writing a song about Britney Spears. Continuing to lie about working on an album that has not even started. As well as many media reports of you writing and recording music behind our backs which we both know is a complete and utter lie.

7. You lied about your relationship with Sam Lufti and Claus Hjelmbak and the sneaky financial deals that collapsed your relationship with the entire Spears family.

Very shady. Sims should be ashamed of herself. Sims could end up in court if she doesn’t pay back the money.

Lily Allen (23) is hooking up with much older man Jay Jopling (45). The pair couldn’t keep their hands off each other while they were in St Barts over the weekend. Jay is an art mogul, a father of two children, and friends with Lily’s dad. That’s icky!

Lily said about the new relationship:

"I think I like much older men. I hang out with much older people, I go for dinners at posh places and talk about art. I’m meeting more interesting people who tax my brain."

What brain?

Lily got pregnant with her ex Ed Simons who was 38 years-old, but she had a miscarriage after she was rumored to be drinking and smoking while pregnant.

Amy Winehouse was still partying in St. Lucia with some dude she seemed to be glued to. Oddly, Amy grabbed her crotch when her boob fell out of her top. That’s what drugs do to your brain. The dude didn’t seem to notice.

Amy is rumored to be having a bit of an affair with a calypso singer named Shayne Ross you can see here, so I guess the white dude above is just a friend.